Celebrating The Rebellion

One of the consequences of the smoking ban is that the gents’ toilets in sports stadiums, particularly football grounds, have become the equivalent of bike sheds at schools – somewhere to go for a ‘crafty half-time fag’. Completely illegal of course but often the stewards take the view that they would be significantly outnumbered in a confined space if they raised an objection, so they leave well alone.

Usually, in my experience, most who use the toilets are ok with the situation – probably because the reason for a large number of us being there is to empty our bladders as a consequence of a consumption of copious alcoholic beverages. A complaint on health issues would be highly improper.

But… you always get one. And so it proved yesterday – the classic father and ‘think of the kids’ complaint. Which would all be plausible if said kid didn’t look like he ate too much and also decided not to move about a lot. Needless to say the father was left in doubt regarding the general sentiment.

Anyway the point of this post is a tribute to classic British obstinacy. The Government may like to tell us what to do but the power resides with us – we only have to choose to use it.

Update: Just spotted this over at the Filthy Engineer’s blog

Offside!

According to the Metro, a new set of coins will be issued to celebrate the London 2012 Olympics which includes a 50p piece that explains the football offside rule.

Allegedly, as pictured above:

The ingenious diagram shows a football pitch with simple icons showing whether a player is offside or not.

Yep, so ingenious that a 50p coin clears all the confusion up.

Such nuances like not “interfering with play”, or was he in a “passive position”, or was it “second phase play” or giving the “benefit of the doubt” are irrelevant.

We’re all simpletons apparently – thank god we have a 50p coin to let us know the rules of football.

A BBC Obituary

Football supporters amongst my readers may have noted that the legendary Brazilian player; Socrates, has sadly passed away. He was a wonderful player whose enthusiasm for the game was only matched by his enthusiasm for cigarettes and alcohol.

That aside, the point of my post is to pick up on this obituary by the BBC. Firstly it states:

At 6ft 4in tall he was known for his physical strength…

Which leaves one wondering whether the author has actually ever seen him play. A beautiful passer of the ball he definitely was, however the least of his attributes was his physical strength – by his own admission:

“Alcohol did not affect my career, in part because I never had the physical build to play this game,” he said.

“Soccer became my profession only when I was already 24. I was too thin and when I was young I did not have the opportunity to prepare myself physically for the sport.”

Then we get to this (my emphasis):

His heroes included famous libertarians Fidel Castro and Che Guevara, the men who led the Cuban revolution of the 1950s,

Er…in what way can those two mass-murdering men ever be described as libertarians?

You can’t even get away from BBC bias in a footballer’s obituary.

Update: Thanks to Witterings From Witney in the comments, he’s alerted me to the fact that the BBC (as expected) have made a silent edit to their obituary. It now reads:

His heroes included Fidel Castro and Che Guevara, the men who led the Cuban revolution of the 1950s…

But I have a screen print:

Germans Say Nein To Greek Football

From Greek paper Ekathimerini:

The German soccer federation suddenly informed its Greek counterpart on November 2 that it cannot host Greece’s friendly game with Romania at Reutlingen on November 15 «for security reasons.”

Greece had arranged the friendly in Germany in order to satisfy the huge demand by Greek expatriates to see their national team play, but less than two weeks before the match, the DFB told EPO it could not stage it after all, according to an EPO statement on Wednesday.

How strange…or maybe not:

The German federation’s decision came just 24 hours after the Champions League game between local Borussia and Olympiakos at Dortmund with some 4,000 Greek fans in the stands whose behavior could not be faulted.

Speculation in Athens suggested that the decision may be down to the political uncertainty in Greece that could turn the match into a demonstration, although that appears to be quite far-fetched.

It is also likely that the German federation was upset by the behavior of Olympiakos fans in Piraeus during the home game against Borussia on October 19, as they produced a banner (pictured above) that appeared to be offensive to Germany.

EU harmony continuing as normal…

It’s My Ball, I’m Going Home!

A slightly humorous story for a Sunday evening courtesy of the Bradford Telegraph and Argus:

Eccleshill United were left in limbo as their home clash in Division One with AFC Emley was abandoned in the 88th minute in farcical circumstances.

Emley keeper Mike Clark was trying to run the clock down when he fumbled the ball over his own line under pressure from the Eagles’ Victor Balas.

A goal was awarded to make the score 1-1 despite Clark’s claims that Balas had handled the ball.

He refused to give the ball back to the referee to restart the game, was shown a yellow card and then ran off into the dressing rooms, with the ball, and refused to come back out.

Clark eventually returned to the pitch but still refused to hand over the ball to the officials or team-mates. The referee gave him another yellow card and the requisite red but Clark would not leave the field of play, at which point the referee abandoned the match.

This Sunday My Basic Civil Rights Will Be Suspended

Ever since the London riots the MSM has been churning out copious gobs on a stick offering various opinions on the causes of the riots and either calling for harsher sentencing or conversely more ‘understanding’ of the rioters – some are even blaming the coalition cuts. Unsurprisingly the Lib Dems have been found sitting on the ‘sympathy for the criminal’ side of the fence as expressed by their condemnation of the four 4 year sentence of two Facebook users who tried to incite rioters.

However despite all the arguments, on Sunday life and suspension of basic rights will continue unabated for a significant number of people, a situation which I suspect will pass without much comment or complaint. As regular readers know The Boiling Frog is a supporter of a particular football team and on Sunday we face our bitter local rivals – Oxford United whom we haven’t played for 10 years. Though, as a derby game, it’s not on the same scale in terms of numbers as a Celtic vs Rangers or Millwall vs West Ham match the passion is just as intense and the potential for disorder is similar. As a result it has been issued with a category ‘C plus’ rating- the highest category awarded to a football match for anticipated violence. What this C+ category actually means in practice is that there will be two sets of thugs on the streets.

Because of the nature and profile of the game one set of thugs will consist of knuckle-dragging big hitters who will haul themselves out of their respective rain-soaked hovels with either the intention of trying to ‘take’ the town or ‘defend’ the town. Unpleasant as it is, the vast majority of peaceful fans, myself included, will be left largely untroubled by these hooligans who have a perverse code of honour of not attacking ordinary fans.

In contrast there’s the other set of thugs which the ordinary law-biding fan will be a lot more wary of and it’s only a small mercy that they can be easily identified. They wear the same uniform, have steel toe-capped boots, riot helmets and other paraphernalia – essentially looking like an army. They will be given every tool available by the state (short of firearms); helicopters, dogs, riot shields, mobile CCTV vans and, crucially because it’s a C+ game, the ability to act above the law. I’m of course referring to the Police, and unlike the aforementioned group of thugs, their thuggery will be indiscriminate – everyone will be fair game for a whack of the baton (or worse); men, women & children.

Years ago I apologised to a copper I lived next door to in – as later turned out mistaken – shame on behalf of my fellow supporters for ruining his Sunday off because our match had been moved which meant he was called in. Revealingly his response was;

“Don’t worry, it means I’m allowed to hit people and get paid double-time for the privilege”

From experience I have no reason to doubt his sentiments. I’ve been spat at, punched, grabbed by the throat to the point of being strangled and batoned by Police Officers for merely being in the wrong place at the wrong time and trying very politely to exercise my rights. I’ve seen much worse happen to fellow supporters, and I’ve got off very lightly compared to others:

Until 11 September last year, the police were rather admired in the Meyers household. All that changed in a few dreadful seconds on Reading station, when the two of them were forced to watch as officers handcuffed Tony’s older son, 20-year-old Leeds University student Tommy, forced him on to the ground, and set a police dog on him. The dog bit fiercely into Tommy’s face – he couldn’t even raise his handcuffed hands to protect himself. The injuries will be with him for the rest of his life, partly because the police refused him access to antibiotics for 14 hours, by which time infection had taken hold.

And:

Augur politely appealed to [the Police]. “I told them that he was a 15-year-old boy for whom I was responsible,” says Augur, but he was curtly rebuffed, and the police started pushing people. “I was knocked into my younger son, John. The dog handler allowed the dog sufficient rein so that it could get at my other son, James. I saw the dog sink his teeth into James’s lower leg. It was obvious he was in pain. I shouted to the police: ‘That’s my son, let him go.'”

Augur kicked out at the dog. The animal released James and turned on him, sinking its teeth into his leg. He fell to the floor. “I saw the dog in my face. I was horrified and frightened.”

The dog was pulled away, and two or three policemen seized him. “I was on the floor with them holding me down. I felt a tremendous kick to my right side underneath my armpit. I was gasping for breath. I really thought I was going to die. A few seconds later I felt someone standing on my back, holding me down with their foot.

“I managed to look to my right and I saw two policemen holding James on the floor. He was shouting: ‘Help me, Dad, help me.’ A policeman punched him in the face while he was being held down on the floor.

Throw a piece of chewing gum at a football match?

A Luton Town fan has been banned from attending any football matches for three years for throwing chewing gum at a game.

Martin Wilson, of Townsley Close, Luton, pleaded guilty to ‘throwing an unknown missile’ at visiting supporters contrary to Sections 2 and 5 of the Football (Offences) Act 1991.

Wilson was also fined £615 which included court costs.

With the advent of camera phones, it should be easy to record this stuff for future complaints but any attempt to use such a device openingly is enough to ensure an even more robust Police response. Before 2008 cameras were just forcibly removed even though there was no legal basis for that to happen, now the Police can, and do, simply invoke Section 76 of the 2008 Counter Terrorism Act.

Sharp eyed readers will have noticed that my game has been moved from a Saturday fixture to an early Sunday kick-off. The reason being according to the Football Intelligence Officer (an oxymoron if ever there was one) is to limit alcohol consumption:

Acting Detective Sergeant James Neighbour, Swindon’s football liaison officer, said reducing the amount of drinking time before the match was the main reason it was moved.

He said: “It was a decision made in consultation with the football club.

“It was decided firstly it should be an early kick-off to prevent too much alcohol being consumed before.

“And the reason for holding it on the Sunday is to negate any disorder as much as we can. The fact the next day is a working day dissuades people from drinking as much as perhaps they would on a Saturday.

The key words here are; “too much alcohol being consumed”. That bit is true but it would be a fallacy to assume that the Police want to prevent fans visiting the pub before a game altogether thus to be stone cold sober – and the reason is simple.

By allowing a certain amount of restricted pub time before a game gives two advantages. Not only does it mean that the Police can legally ‘kettle’ you in a confined area but that you’ve been in a pub helps their defence later on – “yes your honour not only was he attending a match where there was potential for trouble causing significant problems for the Police but he spent a couple of hours in the pub beforehand”. That way they have the perfect defence for their more ‘robust responses’. Whether you had spent that time drinking coke in the pub becomes irrelevant – you’re a football fan and you’ve been in a pub so de facto your basic rights have been suspended.

And as you enter the pub that you have been forced to march to courtesy of a Police escort, you will be searched, your wallet rummaged through, details taken (even though illegal under Section 60), filmed by Police camcorders and your picture taken with a camera that has an oversized flash on it – that temporarily blinds you.

This Sunday undoubtedly the papers will be crammed full of more articles on the London riots with lots of ‘chin-stroking-what-does-it-all-mean’ commentary, meanwhile in a small corner of Wiltshire countless law-abiding citizens will be subjected to Police actions that will be contrary to the rule of law.

Even Shami Chakrabarti, someone I’m a frequent critic of, understands these concerns well:

“I have come to be horrified at some of the treatment that law-abiding fans have experienced. We are in danger of demonising anyone who goes to football matches.”

And PCC commissioner Nicholas Long:

“I am surprised that we see as few complaints and referrals as we do from policing of football matches. The police should not imagine that the majority of people attending football matches are bent on violence.”

But I suppose expecting any of those self-appointed experts in the media to care is a bit like asking for the moon on a stick.

What A Farce

Much comment about the riots elsewhere, I don’t have much time to blog my thoughts other than this little gem: my team was due to play Cheltenham Town this weekend but it was called off on Police advice due to the riots.

To put this into context all other matches including Premiership ones in Liverpool, Leeds and London are going ahead as normal with the sole exception of Tottenham vs Everton. So there you have it, Police in Gloucestershire were worried about a relatively low key game between two teams that have no history of trouble, taking place in a spa Town that has largely escaped the recent violence:

“Following recent events in Gloucester, there is requirement for us to focus police resources to deter and deal with any potential disruption which may take place.”

“As a result, it will not be possible to deploy officers alongside stewards in the ground or additional resources in the town centre on this occasion.”

“This presents a safety risk for and we have therefore advised the club to postpone the match in the interests of ensuring the safety of everyone involved.”

“We have an excellent relationship with the club and are grateful for their support in this matter.”

Anyway in a farcical and embarrassing u-turn that is completely unprecedented in my 30 years of watching football, the game is now back on, the Police excuse being (my emphasis):

Gloucestershire Police had originally withdrawn their support for the game due to the recent civil unrest in Gloucester and other parts of the country. However, a re-assessment of the situation has now resulted in the police being able to provide the required resources for Saturday’s match.

The re-assessment being not only clear anger and frustration from the Swindon chairman (link now removed) but that Gloucestershire Police were inundated, via twitter and emails from fans with full and frank assessments that they were a bunch of…how do I put this politely…Jeremy Hunts.

Talking of Jeremy Hunts, Cameron continues his mastery of doing everything apart from being good at his job. Lots of sound-bites today on getting tough with rioters; such as claims that anyone convicted should go to jail – well yes Dave under Section 2 of the Public Order Act they usually do. Apparently also Police will be given powers to unmask thugs – well yes Dave under the 1994 Criminal Justice and Public Order (Section 60), ooh passed by a Tory Government, the Police already have those powers:

In addition, the police may require you to remove any item which they reasonably believe you are wearing wholly or mainly for the purpose of concealing your identity. They can seize such items and any you were intending to wear wholly or mainly for that purpose. This clearly includes removal of head and face coverings. Where the covering is worn for religious reasons the police have to be sensitive about the removal and it should not be removed in public and, if possible, not in the presence of anyone of the opposite sex.

And he proposes the shutting down of social networking sites. Quite how Dave thinks he can close down non-UK social sites, stop new ones emerging or anyone accessing the internet without ceasing mobile networks completely is beyond me. Jon Worth, a chap I usually fundamentally disagree with on many issues, has two cracking posts on this today. Not that it stops Tory ‘A-lister’ Louise Mensch agreeing with Dave and arguing for censoring twitter on…wait for it…twitter.

Despite Mrs Mensch’s protestations, the Chief Constable of Greater Manchester Police Peter Fahy defends the medium as on balance useful:

It’s beyond parody, and my head hurts, then I see this post from Witterings From Witney:

The “Poisoned Dwarf”, as I named [Hazel Blears MP] approximately 12 months ago, compounded her inability to engage brain once again today when, in respect of looters and rioters, she said on Sky “People need to ask, why are they not at school?”. Err Hazel, possibly due to three factors: it was the weekend, its was night time and it was school holidays……..?

White riot, I wanna riot